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Old 04-13-2006, 02:17 PM
GREGRIO GREGRIO is offline
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...realized I couldn't find my Lap Top! DAMN! WHAT WILL THE
BOARD THINK OF ME NOW!

Suddenly 'Marge', a waitress in the Cafe Shop came strolling up
with a steaming hot cup of coffee...
"are we awake now honey" she said...it was hard to understand her
in and around her 'gum' chewing. "Got your Lap Top...though I'd better
keep my eye on it until you woke up...lots of 'desperate people' around
here ya know. Spend the nestegg on gambling, boozin' it up all night,
loose women.......you've got to be more careful honey!"

I looked at my watch...it was late...did I have a presentation at the
Convention?...couldn't remember...where was I...could barely remember,
OH YEAH...I'M IN LAS VEGAS! AND I'VE GOT TO
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