GET BACK TO THE CONVENTION CENTER!

Marge (waving hand) I was kind of out of it when I got here. Could you tell me just how far I am from the Convention Center?

Marge looked at me as if I was two years old, and that is probably streching it. She said, "I don't know how you got here, but you didn't walk that far". If you don't have a car, I think you need a cab.

I thanked her, the best I could since I needed money for the cab. I caught a cab and 45 mins later I'm at the Center.

A quick stop in the mens room (best I can do on short notice) and I get on the floor.

Then I find out..........