started giving me napkins...of course I groveled at his feet wiping his shoes and kept telling him about how sorry I was.

He was very cordial and said, "No problem, crap happens."

I said, " You really look a lot like Carrot Top, has anyone told you that before?" "I really like him and would love to see his show while I'm here."
"Are you from Vegas?" "Everyone I meet is from somewhere else." At this point I know I'm babbling.
He looks at me and says, "..........