...so you like the vegatable guy huh, stay right there. With that he
pulled out his cell phone and in a loud voice he commanded...
"RAYMOND...come here, I need you" In no less than a minute, a short
little kid, no...aaa man?...HELL, HE WAS A DWARF! came rushing up.
Dress in shorts, flipflops, and a HOOTERS T-Shirt, this little bearded,
fuzzy guy stood poised in front of CARROT TOP holding a large white
envelope with a gold seal on it.
"Here ya go buddy, Raymond anounced...enjoy the Show!"
I looked at Scott, he looked at me, I looked at the little bearded dwarf.
"Crap happens for the good sometime too ya know...have a good time and if you need me...........just 'dial' down the middle."
BLOWNAWAY...I was figgin' BLOWNAWAY!
Scott turned and disappeared into the casino. Raymond looked up at me
and said..."if ya want something warm and cuddlie to wake up to tomorrow morning....here's my room number", then shuffeled off into the slot machines and was gone.
I NEEDED A DRINK so I
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