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Old 04-16-2006, 04:46 AM
GREGRIO GREGRIO is offline
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I'd head for the 'Cage' and redeem my PURPLE PRIZE!
"May I help you..." the girl behind the cage asked. I reached
into my pocket and..............................GONE, WHERE IS IT!

Panic swept through my whole body....."I couldn't have...did I...
I MUST HAVE!"
I ran back to the table I was playing and looked around for the
Cocktail waitress....she was gone. I search the whole area, up one
slot row and down the other....GONE! WHERE THE 'F' IS SHE!

Standing on the far side of the floor, near the 'Well', SURROUNDED BY
ALL HER FELLOW COCKTAIL WAITRESSES...(sigh) wasmywaitress.
I just tipped a LUXOR Cocktail Waitress FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS!
I started to walk towards her, then stopped when she spotted me.
Blowing me kisses from across the carpeted sidewalk she squeeled...
"thank you sooo much sweetie! thank you, thank you, thankyouverymuch.

I am so depressed...I AM SOOOO FRIGGIN' DEPRESSED!!!
I wondered for a while...don't know how long, it didn't matter at that
point. I wanted my money, I wanted a drink, I wanted my room/mybed!
The cab line was short. I crawled in the back seat and told the driver
CIRCUS CIRCUS please. Wonderful CIRCUS CIRCUS...at this point I
didn't care where I was staying, what my room was like, I was in such
a bad mood, I just needed some sleep.
I wonder if there's any kids still up at this hour I can kick when I get there. When we pulled up, I reached for my wallet and the $15. fare
when I realized
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