azsigo’s first ever TR part 1 “sigo meets downtown”
Saturday, July 30th, 2005July 4, 2005 I packed up the â74 Ford Crestwood Wagon, added a quart of oil, filled the tank (I miss the leaded stuff), and rounded up the ankle biters and my live-in girlfriend (who pops kids out quicker than you can say âTrojan Manâ). It was 4am and we had an additional 30 minute drive to pick up her mother who rarely ventures out of the 1 bedroom apartment she shares with six cats and 10 years of Publishers Clearinghouse sweepstakes envelopes. There were a total of seven of us going:
Me, Girlfriend Lulu, Girlfriendâs Mother Verna, Dusty (10), Daisy (Cool, Leroy and Laquicia (4yr old twins).
I had been anticipating this trip for a long time, and have been using the LVT board for ideas and tips while planning. I got a smoking deal on the strip at a Resort called Circus Circus. In addition to a Manor Room for $29 (whoâd ever think I could afford to stay in a Manor!!), they gave us four 2f1 buffet coupons!! May not seem like much but when you think about it, this fed us for free for 4 days âcause Verna is on a tapioca and jello diet and Lulu is still breastfeeding the twins. Also, they only charged us an additional $10 for the crib and two rollaways. I know, I know, youâre saying to yourself, thereâs one bed shortâŚthey did make a mistake and gave us a King instead of 2 dbls so Verna slept with me and Lulu. The bed was bigger than Iâm used to, so it wasnât a real big deal except Vernaâs a little old fashioned and insisted on sleeping between us âcause were not âofficiallyâ married. Anyway, Iâm getting ahead of myself.
By 6 or 7am Iâm in Wickenburg and we decide to grab a quick bite at this truck stop. Wouldnât be much to note except while I was there this dude a couple tables away is eating a big old Tbone and egg plate, reading a romance novel, and mumbling to everyone (it was just us and the waitress) that heâs âThe Real Mr Vegasâ. And get this, heâs drinking some high fallutinâ fancy handcrafted aleâŚat 7am!!! Geez, it takes all kinds huh?! I figured he was headed to Vegas âcause he was wearin a âDon Ho Vegas 1980 Tour shirt, and I was gonna make small talk but about then is when Leroy dropped a load in his pull-ups thatâd make Nagasaki run for cover. (more…)
